SNOOPY EXISTS
An exotic shorthair is born somewhere. No announcement is made. Nobody is notified. He begins doing nothing immediately.
FILE 000 / SPECIMENSubject: Harmless
Snoopycat, ticker $SNOOPY. Just a cat, on-chain.JUST A CAT.ON-CHAIN.
The internet’s most unnecessary cat.
- STATUS
- CONFUSED
- BALANCE
- PROBABLY ENOUGH
- PURPOSE
- NONE
ACCESSION 004SUBJECT AT RESTCONTAINED IN BUCKET
SCROLL TO EXAMINEEST. 2011
JUST A CAT. ON-CHAIN.NO ROADMAPNO UTILITYNO PLANONE (1) CATHE IS NOT AWARE OF ANY OF THISDOCUMENTED SINCE 2011PLEASE DO NOT WAKE HIM
FILE 001SUBJECT PROFILE
WHO TFIS SNOOPY?
- NAME
- SNOOPY
- SPECIES
- CAT
- BREED
- EXOTIC SHORTHAIR
- BIRTHPLACE
- THE INTERNET
- JOB
- NONE
- CRYPTO EXPERIENCE
- QUESTIONABLE
- CURRENT STATUS
- ON-CHAIN
Verified Cat
No further credentials were submitted or requested.
Snoopy is a cat.
Nobody asked for another memecoin.
Nobody needed another cat.
Somehow, here we are.
FILE 00210 / 50 DECLASSIFIED
THE SNOOPYARCHIVE
10 documented incidents of Snoopy doing absolutely nothing.
ARCHIVE 001PUPILS FULLY DILATED
THE STARENO THOUGHTS DETECTED.
ARCHIVE 002SUBJECT INSIDE CARBOHYDRATE
BREAD INCIDENTHE DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS.
ARCHIVE 003EMPLOYMENT STATUS UNCHANGED
FORMAL ATTIREABSOLUTELY LOCKED IN.ARCHIVE 004CONTAINED IN BUCKET
SUBJECT AT RESTHE KNOWS SOMETHING.
ARCHIVE 005STRUCTURAL VOLUME REDUCED 60%
WET DOCUMENTATIONTHIS WAS NOT HIS IDEA.
ARCHIVE 006ELEVATED. UNCLEAR WHY
THE SUMMITHE CANNOT GET DOWN.
ARCHIVE 007ALL LIMBS ACCOUNTED FOR
FULL DEPLOYMENTPEAK PERFORMANCE.
ARCHIVE 008POSTURE: CONCERNING
SEATED, INCORRECTLYHE SITS LIKE A PERSON.
ARCHIVE 009BACKDROP: PURPLE. REASON UNKNOWN
STUDIO PORTRAITTHE ONLY PROFESSIONAL PHOTO.
7 FRAMESARCHIVE 010SEVEN FRAMES. NO PROGRESS
MOTION STUDYSTILL DOING NOTHING, BUT MOVING.ENTRIES 011 TO 50
Pending declassification
The remaining material is still being catalogued. The subject has not been informed and would not assist.
FILE 003NOT A ROADMAP
THE LORE
Fifteen years of a cat doing nothing, ending, inexplicably, in a wallet.
THE INTERNET FINDS HIM
Photographs escape. They are reposted, cropped, re-cropped, and compressed until the file is smaller than the caption underneath it.
RECOVERED ARTIFACT
anon2012-03-11 02:47
ok what is this cat. why does he look like that. why do i feel like he is looking back
A LONG PERIOD OF SITTING
Twelve years pass. Snoopy does not launch a token, start a podcast, or announce a partnership. This is the most impressive part of the story.
SNOOPY GETS A WALLET
For reasons that remain unexamined, the cat is now on-chain. He was not consulted. He would not have understood the question.
SNOOPY TAKES OVER THE INTERNET
Unscheduled. Unplanned. Statistically unlikely. Not ruled out.
To be
continued…
continued…
DRAG →
JUST A CAT. ON-CHAIN.NO ROADMAPNO UTILITYNO PLANONE (1) CATHE IS NOT AWARE OF ANY OF THISDOCUMENTED SINCE 2011PLEASE DO NOT WAKE HIM
FILE 004SUPPLY & ALLOCATION
THE MONEYPART
We did the math.
It was mostly unnecessary.
TOTAL SUPPLY
0
SNOOPYFIXED · ROBINHOOD CHAIN
ALLOCATION
- LIQUIDITY[PENDING]
Locked. Probably.
- COMMUNITY[PENDING]
The people who found him.
- TREASURY[PENDING]
For cat-related expenses.
Allocation figures have not been published. Rather than invent them, these rows stay empty until they are real.
CONTRACT ADDRESS
[CONTRACT ADDRESS]
Always verify the address from an official source before swapping. Anyone can publish a fake.
FILE 005FOUR STEPS
HOW TO BECOMEA SNOOPY HOLDER
It is genuinely this simple. That is not a marketing claim.
01SERIES 01
GET A WALLET
You probably already have one. If not, any wallet that speaks Ethereum will do.
KEEP YOUR SEED PHRASE. NOBODY CAN RECOVER IT FOR YOU.
01 / 04
02SERIES 01
GET ETH
Internet money. It pays for the transaction on Robinhood Chain.
GAS IS NOT A SCAM. IT IS JUST ANNOYING.
02 / 04
03SERIES 01
BUY $SNOOPY
Click the button. You know what to do.
VERIFY THE CONTRACT ADDRESS FIRST. ALWAYS.
03 / 04
04SERIES 01
REGRET NOTHING
You now own a cat. Nothing else changes. He will not thank you.
CONTAINS CAT. NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE.
04 / 04
BUY $SNOOPYNOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. IT IS A CAT.
FILE 006OPTIONAL
SNOOPYTERMINAL
Nothing here is required. It does not do anything useful.
snoopy@archive:~
SNOOPY TERMINAL v0.1 (unsupported, unmaintained).
type 'help' for commands. type 'exit' to give up.
TRY: SNOOPY · MOON · RICH · SELL · WEN MOON
FILE 007ASSEMBLY LINE
THE SNOOPYMEME FACTORY
Pick a cat. Add words. The rest is your problem.
03 / TAKE IT
Everything happens in your browser. Nothing is uploaded anywhere.
FILE 008VISITOR INFORMATION
QUESTIONSPEOPLE ASK
01Is Snoopy a cat?
Yes.
02Does Snoopy have utility?
He has a wallet.
03Is Snoopy going to the moon?
Snoopy was not consulted.
04Is this financial advice?
Absolutely not. Nothing on this page is advice of any kind. It is a cat.
05Why $SNOOPY?
Because Snoopy.
06Who is building this?
Cats.
07What is the roadmap?
There is a lore section. It is not a roadmap. There is no roadmap.
08Can I speak to Snoopy?
You can. He will not respond. This is not personal.